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8th Sep 2010
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Celebrity chit-chat |
8th May 2002
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| Darth Vader is not gay. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
30th Apr 2002
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| Wonder who’s been annoying us lately? Read on… <Read it all> | ||
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Rant |
29th Apr 2002
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| OK, commercial realities mean that movie studios need to squeeze every last drop of cash out of an upcoming release. But Columbia Pictures has hit new lows with some of its Spider-Man promotional tie-ins. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
12th Apr 2002
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| Starring Jim Cavaziel, Oprah Winfrey, Matthew McConnaughey, Tom Cruise (natch), Penelope Cruz (ditto) and Geena Davis. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
10th Apr 2002
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| They always get what’s coming to them in the end… <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
2nd Apr 2002
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| Yawn, yawn, yawn. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
19th Mar 2002
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| More garbage from the world of the ‘haves’ written by the jealous and bitter ‘have-nots’. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
13th Mar 2002
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| If we didn’t talk about them, would they cease to exist? <Read it all> | ||
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Britney’s breasts and Morrissey |
8th Mar 2002
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| Bored? Trying to find something to amuse you until the Friday workday ends and the weekend kicks in? Here are a couple of websites to keep you amused while you skive. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
6th Mar 2002
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| Celebrities, er, schmelebrities… <Read it all> | ||
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Spike Milligan dead |
27th Feb 2002
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| Spike Milligan, the last of The Goons has passed on. <Read it all> | ||
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Poll results |
27th Feb 2002
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| We asked you "Which Minnie would you most like to see dating Harrison Ford?" Here are the results. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
27th Feb 2002
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| Russell Crowe loses the plot; Kate Winslet throws a wobbly; Tom Cruise gets his teeth fixed (finally!); Carre Otis writing tell-all; Our Gwynnie’s hypocrisy; and Monkey Boy Pitt ups the cringe factor. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
14th Feb 2002
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| Ryan Adams doesn’t get the joke; new Guy Ritchie movie not very good (shock!); Cooties invade Harry Potter set; Charlie and Denise sign pre-nup; Buffy’s butt isn’t Buffy’s butt; Clooney mistaken for a street punk; and Lisa Kudrow saved it for her wedding (you know what we mean). <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
12th Feb 2002
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| Celebrities are people too, you know. They’re just easier to poke fun at. <Read it all> | ||
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Robin Williams on the road |
8th Feb 2002
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| Actor-comedian Robin Williams goes back to doing what he does best later this month as he takes his stand-up routine back on the road for a massive US tour. <Read it all> | ||
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I think we’re alone now |
7th Feb 2002
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 Guess who’s posing butt-nekkid in the April issue of Playboy… <Read it all> |
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Celebrity chit-chat |
5th Feb 2002
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| Pam Anderson to take up pole dancing; Bruce Willis and Estella Warren up a tree; Sarah Michelle Gellar puts house on market; and Cuba Gooding whines on. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
31st Jan 2002
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| There’s plenty of that scurrilous stuff you all love so much around today… <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
28th Jan 2002
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| We might as well call this the Minnie Driver column… <Read it all> | ||
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Poll results |
23rd Jan 2002
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| We asked you, "In terms of Christmas presents, which is better, giving or receiving?" <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
23rd Jan 2002
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| If you haven’t got something good to say about somebody, don’t say anything at all… <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
22nd Jan 2002
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| Baby joy for Ethan and Uma; Russell and Jennifer up a tree?; Eric Roberts bitches about sister Julia while Julia compliments Sissy; Oliver Stone has a new theory; John Malkovich talks crap; Monica Lewinsky attacked by press. <Read it all> | ||
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Limp Bizkit playset |
18th Jan 2002
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 "Back up, back up" All you "haters" listen up. Now, you too can whack Fred Durst on the back of the head with a coconut cream pie! In the comfort of your own home! <Read it all> |
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Celebrity chit-chat |
17th Jan 2002
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| Joey and Jennifer back up a tree; Shakey banned from driving; Brad Renfro arrested again; Benicio Del Toro cited for speeding; Fred Durst attacked with a pie; Charlize Theron’s $42,000 dinner date; and Johnny Depp to open London bar. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
16th Jan 2002
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| Floyd guitarist helps the homeless, a bunch of stars have car trouble, the usual Scientologist guff, Arnie partly responsible for terrorist attacks (hey, he said it, not us), and somebody thinks Michael Douglas’s wife is actually worth something. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
14th Jan 2002
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| Adam Ant arrested; Driver and Ford up a tree; Russell Crowe overweight; Friends star accused in Hurley paternity row; Pfieffer bares all in Playboy; Jagger sex tape for sale; and Tom Cruise destroys snowboarding’s rep. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
7th Jan 2002
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| Shannon Elizabeth to keep clothes on; Macca a billionaire; why Denzel skipped that AFI bash; Hugh Grant goes downmarket; Mandy Moore shares her wisdom with us; Charlize Theron bores us; Matthew Perry up a tree with a make-up girl; and congrats to Eric Clapton. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
21st Dec 2001
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| Tommy Lee can see his kids; Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen, Heidi Fleiss, Tom Sizemore, Leo DiCaprio and Gisele are just some of the many people who are up a tree; why Tom Green dumped Drew; Sam Jackson tipped for fight award; and marriage may be on the cards for Tom and Penelope. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
19th Dec 2001
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| Olivia Harrison may face jail; Pam and Tommy still fighting over the kids; Clooney is object of desire, while Fiennes has ’em rolling in the aisles; Joan Collins to wed toyboy; and Michael Douglas’ wife rambles on. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
18th Dec 2001
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| More on "Fingers" Ryder; Tom and Drew out of their tree; Russell Crowe’s cellulitic butt; Ed Furlong may have blown T3; Bruce Willis starts record label; Busey charges dropped. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
17th Dec 2001
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| Winona "doing research"; Sandra Bullock and Ben Affleck up a tree, as are Tara Reid and David Scwhimmer; fatboy Matthew Perry ditches gag; Gary Busey arrested; Kate Hudson snubs Jennifer Love Hewitt; Roseanne (who?) dumps hubby; Alex Baldwin dumps Kristin Davis and makes play for Kim. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
12th Dec 2001
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 Arnie in hospital; DiCaprio may play gay; Richard Burton’s secret daughter revealed; Ashley Judd’s guest list; more Hurley burly; Jim Carrey wants to be a Yank; Minnelli’s boyfriend’s weirdness; Natalie and Hayden up a tree; and Tom Cruise has a beer. <Read it all> |
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Celebrity chit-chat |
10th Dec 2001
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| They’re just ordinary people really. And we like to remind them of the fact. <Read it all> | ||
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Celebrity chit-chat |
5th Dec 2001
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| Ooooh, they make our blood boil. It’s not jealousy or anything… honest. <Read it all> | ||
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OTHER STUFF
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| Quote of the last decade "Jar Jar’s the key to all this." – George Lucas during a pre-production meeting for The Phantom Menace. |
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